I would say that I hope you had a good ride him on the train, but I have a pretty good idea that you did that. Your girlfriend was a little shy on the details. She is so cute. She turned bright, bright red when I asked what happened that you were in need of another pair of pants. That "something" had happened to yours.
So, what happened, Miss Quidditch Captain?
Your pretty blonde girl promised me that the two of you would be willing to do anything to repay the favor of getting you into my pants.
You know, Macavoy, with your rep I think I am a little hurt that you got into my pants the way you did without me in them. Seems like a shame.