"Well, see, there's the problem because I'm not very good at that." She leaned back in her chair, sipping her tea once more before filling the cup up again with more brandy, less tea. "I've always had a terrible time and end up hitting on stone cold straight women and missing out the wonderful women right in front of me."
She laughed a little. "... I fell into my last relationship," she said. "Literally. She tripped me thinking I was someone else."