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Rocket Raccoon (rocket_raccoon) wrote in allin,
@ 2014-01-31 14:05:00

Entry tags:

claire bennet (canon), elle bishop (au), jane foster (canon), peeta mellark (canon), rocket raccoon (canon)

I keep forgetting I have this silly little 'phone' thing.

Anyway. Everyone alright? Anything I can do? I tried to send a message out to my pals, to come and help us, but they either didn't get it or can't find us. Or if Drax got it, he possibly got distracted ripping people apart and forgot to tell anyone.

Claire? You ok, kid? I haven't heard from you in a few days. Wanna grab some chow or something?

Stark... you come up with any new contraptions that might be of use to us? You know I find your little toys so adorable...

Seriously... someone: give me a reason to blow things up and/or shoot someone. I am SO bored.

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	electric_vixen 2014-01-31 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I still can't believe you are real. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	I get that. Handsome guys like me aren't very common. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	electric_vixen 2014-01-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Very true, nit sure if I want to pet you or shock you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	It's the tail. I know. Chicks dig the tail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	electric_vixen 2014-01-31 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm knot sure, got cute little whiskers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dieasmyself 2014-01-31 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	You're...a raccoon. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	...and you're a human. No offense, but I think I got the better end of the deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieasmyself 2014-01-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	You're...talking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I can sing and dance too. And if you're lucky maybe I'll even juggle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieasmyself 2014-01-31 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Katniss used to shoot raccoons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Unlike me, most of them don't shoot back. Not real sure this Katniss and I would get along too well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	invincible 2014-01-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm doing good. Sorry your friends didn't respond, Rocky. We can definitely do something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Theeeeere's my pal. And don't worry... if they DID get the message? They'll find us. Pete's never let me down before. Except for that time with Thanos. And then that time when Warlock went nuts. And then... You know what? Flark that. Still... if they got it? They'll find us. Wanna get some more of that sweet brown beverage we had last time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2014-01-31 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	You want another double chocolate chip frap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocket_raccoon 2014-01-31 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Is that what it was called? I just called it LIQUID HAPPINESS IN A CUP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2014-01-31 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, that's what it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dontbedead 2014-02-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Please don't blow anything up or shoot someone. (Reply to this)