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Tweak says, "bad dog!"

Joshua Jung (parisarrow) wrote in airshaft,
@ 2024-02-13 14:55:00

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character: joshua jung, player: sam, type: network post

If we all haven’t been ~~scared~~ turned off of KARMAP because of yesterday’s weird […] interloper, I learned something interesting about one of the paintings in the lobby. The one with all the buildings on fire is an artist’s rendition of this huge fire that burned down most of old Portland in the late 1800s. Apparently our apartment building was constructed right after. […] Not that it’s important but the more you know or whatever.

[DM: Ryan]
Hey. We need to talk about what happened at the end of the bar crawl last Thursday.

[DM: Jesse]
What’s your schedule like tonight?

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No! Jam

parisarrow
2024-02-16 06:03 pm UTC (link)

Look. Artificially slowing things down is still artificiality. Maybe I just want to be real. And my dating history is good. I’m going to do things my way, the way I’ve always done because it always works for me. And you do things your way with your tactics or whatever, which I’m sure always work out for you.

[…]

And THIS is why I’m like Bruce Springsteen.

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	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-16 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, okay, sorry. You're very real, just like Bruce Springsteen. I hear you. I just like to be helpful 🤗 And I'm bored. [...] But that's a personal problem, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, can I ask you a related question. Related to your tactics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Mhmm. Of course. What's up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ryan said you’ve been riding his ass. […] Is that a tactic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-16 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	"Riding his ass"? Seriously? LMAO. What a loser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	~~Because you could ride my ass if you wanted. I’m into that. More than ride, actually. You could do ollies, tricks on it, they’d call you the Blueberry Yuzu Tony Hawk.~~ […] Oh, okay. Just wondering. And he’s not that bad, he’s just like, you know, a musician. I think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

No! Jam

naomimi
2024-02-16 08:00 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I know you think he's not bad. We've established that. That's so cool for you both.

Does he WANT me to be a huge bitch to him? Because I can absolutely do that. Like, life is a miserable march from birth to death for all of us, Ryan! That's not an excuse to ooze your loser man vibes all over nice women who are just trying to make things a little nicer for everyone. GOD!

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	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	~~Noooo, not him. Meeeeeee~~ No, I mean, yeah, he can get defensive. I’m not disputing that. I was just asking because I wasn’t sure if you were trying to tactivize him. But you’re not, and neither am I. 👍 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Wait. Why are you two having secret conversations about me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	We’re not!. I’m telling you everything. I just asked what’s up with you guys and he said “bah she’s riding my ass, I have lots of facial hair.” And I was like “okay cool.” (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-16 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Do YOU think I'm "riding his ass"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-16 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	No. I just know you guys talk, that’s all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

No! Jam

naomimi
2024-02-17 12:45 am UTC (link)

Okay, because when I made him apologize to me, he was like “weh weh weh how come you can call Joshua a sociopath and I have to say sorry??” ~~And I~~

[…] Hmm. On second thought, maybe I did ride his ass. One time. But I just want it acknowledged that the way I ride your ass and the way I rode his ass one (1) singular time are polar opposites on the ass riding spectrum.

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	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You ride my ass? Lmao if that’s true, you’re gonna have to ride it a lot harder than that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
	[…] What I meant is […] Never mind. Good talk. Cool tactics. Won’t work for me but noted you’re an innovator in this field. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-17 01:23 am UTC (link)
	🤨 I think we’ve lost the plot a little. Anyway, I hope you have a nice time on your date! See you tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam parisarrow 2024-02-17 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. […] See ya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No! Jam naomimi 2024-02-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
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