youwillkneel:
As the Colonel's mutant Midgardian chicken seems to have done little to ingratiate me to you, I have decided on another avenue. Perhaps processed vehicles of tooth decay are more to your liking. Please, partake. I have, by way of commandeering these orthodontic monstrosities from very small Midgardian children, amassed quite a collection.



I trust we will from this point forward have no more reason for animosity.