YOU ARE IN FRANCE WITH YOUR BROTHER! DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE NOT IN ENGLAND? YOU HAD BEST BE ENJOYING YOURSELF, DO YOU HEAR ME? OR ELSE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! ACTUALLY I DON'T BUT I AM SURE I CAN FIND OUT! AND REST ASSURED THAT I AM THE GREAT CHARLES SEPTIMUS WEASLEY! I HAVE POWER LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! THE POWER TO SET WORLDS ON FIRE! WITH DRAGONS! NEVER YOU MIND THAT DRAGONS DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM WIZARDS! JUST BE INTIMIDATED BY THE FACT THAT I SAID IT! DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND ENJOY YOURSELF! BECAUSE YOU ARE PRETTY AWESOME! AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO BUT YOU WILL FIND OUT. KITTENS WILL BE INVOLVED!
The howler folds itself into a big, cheesey grin, then self-destructs, tearing itself into pieces in front of her.