"Christmas crackers. I made them myself" Remus announced proudly.
"Have you actually ever seen a Christmas cracker? These look like Quidditch bats." Severus demonstrated with a swinging motion. There was a loud snap and the contents spilled onto the table.
Remus wrinkled his forehead. "That wasn't supposed to happen."
Severus stared at the items in front of him. "Do you know what the traditional contents of a cracker are?"
"A hat, a toy and a motto." Remus grinned wolfishly.
"Condoms, a dildo and a pornographic comic strip." Severus shrugged his shoulders. "I imagine that qualifies. Do I dare ask what is in the other one?"