lemondropseven (lemondropseven) wrote in adventdrabbles, @ 2009-12-06 02:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | contributor: lemondropseven, dec06, fandom: harry potter, prompt06, year: 2009 |
Dec06, Harry Potter, Snarry, Two
Title: Two
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: R
Warnings: I attempted to write humor. You have been warned.
Word Count: 100x2
Prompt: Hot buttered rum
Harry blinked large, green eyes at Severus and stated solemnly, "Ther're two of you. Two Shev'ru-Severs-Severishes—two Snape's!" He finished triumphantly and raised his glass as a toast.
Severus refused to be amused, glancing at the red, obviously alcoholic drink. "What are you drinking and how many have you had, Potter?"
Waving away the question, Harry obviously had his mind on more important things. "Mmm, so if there are two of you, that'd mean I could have one cock in my arshe and the other in my mouth... at the same time. Whaddya think Sheveru-Snape?"
"I think you're drunk, Potter."