Characters: Remus/Severus Rating: R Warning(s): None Word count: 225
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit.
Severus slammed the cupboard door a little roughly. The glasses rattled within. Where had the damned wolf hidden them? It was almost Christmas; the soppy Gryffindor must have procured something. Severus had looked everywhere, and he hadn't turned up as much as a gift card for Florish and Blott's. He stroked his chin, what had he neglected? What spell, what hiding place eluded him? The presents wrapped in silver paper taunted him from beneath the Christmas tree. Then it struck him, perhaps Remus believed the presents were more for himself than Severus. He would just see about that.
A moment later a drawer in Remus' wardrobe chattered. Success! Remus' cardigan drawer, of course! Severus pulled it open and expected to be assailed by the scent of wool worn and washed too many times. Instead, he found a cheery red towel, a dark green dressing gown and sex toys! Severus picked up the fur-lined handcuffs first, oh yes these would do. A double-ended dildo, nice. The tiniest pair of leather shorts, he had ever seen. Severus carefully replaced the items. His werewolf had done well, truly the perfect family Christmas gift. Now, all he had to do was find a way to keep from having a full-on trouser tenting erection while he waited for his gifts. Three days was going to be a very long time.