Character name: Simon Decanus (Online handle is ROCKET) Age: 27 Profession: IT Power, if applicable: Nada OH WELL HE CAN MAKE SEDUCTIVE EYE CONTACT
Where do they live?: AM apartments with one DANCER
Personality: Simon's pretty much the average kid with messy hair and stained tee-shirts you see at the local shops trying too hard to make up his mind about what to purchase and what not to purchase. He is somewhat forgetful, loves a good beer, good company and has a fine eye for detail when it comes to skeletal structures. You could say he's pretty much normal except for his quirky loves. The boy-in-man's-clothing collects gas masks, leather jackets, medical drawings of skeletons and 70s pop art posters - his bedroom walls are wallpapered with them and biology journal article cut outs and anatomy drawings. He sees people first by their bone structure, then their physical attributes and is convinced the world will end soon with rabbits and zombies leading the way. Spurred by this convinction, Simon's greatest desire is to learn how to handle a gun, ward off rabbits and then zombies.
Just so you know, he also comes with a warning. When in close contact with a certain bird or a dancer, he will turn into a super sentai warrior of the epic kind. He will know every other "Sailor Moon" reference. He will know your dirty secrets. He will know your deepest desires. He will know everything. He is the man you dreamed of. He is better than any Fabio, Old Spice man or anyone like that you have ever known.
He is the Tuxedo Mask you dreamed of.
Appearance: His hair is the best hair you have ever seen. It is glossy, black, full of volume and silken to the touch. His hair is magic. He doesn't really take care of it either. Anyway, Simon would be lean and lanky but exercise is limited to a 5km jog twice a week only when he feels like it. Unhealthy eating and sleeping habits have blessed him with a slightly sallow complexion, eye bags, lazy man paunch. His dress sense is stuck with the Gen Ys of today, spending money on plaid shirts, shirts from online store such as splitreason.com, threadless.com, noisebot.com or snorgtees.com. IT guys do not need to dress up, thank you. If you want a fancy boy, he will throw on a smart cut blazer and Irish tweed hats. Unless you are a Dancer. Then he will throw on anything to make your dreams come true. That is how much he cares for you. He has a pair of black framed glasses he sometimes goes with or without. He swears he got it before it became the fad (true, but only because it was sturdy and cheap).