No young'uns here...move along.

Age: 39
Location: Cvrrently, the Valley of the Shadow of Death, Scotland, United Kingdom. I also have a home in L.A.
What yov miss abovt the "old days": Having a somewhat fvnctioning brain was nice...
A link to yovr profile: http://herrdoktor.insanejournal.com/profile

I have the sovl of a trve artiste, despite what the lies my nasty, jealovs former friends spread abovt me behind my back. They're all jvst jealovs that can't be as talented and visionary as I am.

I am recently divorced from my wife, becavse she didn't approve my lifestyle, the prvde. I like exotic animals, snorting cocaine like it's still 1984, collecting Nazi artifacts, absinthe, lowering yovr pvrity test score, money and fornicating on moonlit beaches.

Also read this if you dovbt I'm legit