2. NONE OF THEM. No but really can you imagine me anywhere else? Neither can I. It just wouldn't work.
3. Most Hufflepuffs are a lot nicer than me, except the OBVIOUS EXCEPTIONS. I'm not really clever enough to be a Ravenclaw (unlike SOME PEOPLE I'm not deluded about this.) And Slytherins are a lot of stuck-up bitches mostly so...really I don't know what would be worst for me.
4. Hufflepuff if only because most of them are too nice to tell me to go to hell and that.