2. Not being a Hufflepuff is unthinkable - it's in my blood, after all - but if the unthinkable happened, I'd have probably ended up in my mother's House, Slytherin, along with Basil and Hyacinth. I don't know why. It's just where Parkinsons go.
3. Having to live with Gryffindors would be exhausting, don't you think? They'd have driven me mad before I even turned 12.