"Eh" Tabby gave an exaggerated shrug. "No need to loan...I have a horde of nerf guns currently being stashed at Bobby's. If he and his Bro Hoes haven't broken them already. But we should nerf war for sure. Get a few other dweebs involved and make it a campaign!" She grinned, and held up her hands, pretending to fire an invisible gun down the hall. "Take out a few dorks and rain down foamy fire. Pow pow!" The finger gun recoiled with each shot.
But she relaxed and thought over the image of the serenely stern head of the school, sporting a full-on wig. "Man. I'd love to get Prof. X one of those awesome 80's wigs. Maybe one like in the movie Labyrinth. And we could have our own David Bowie on campus."