"Lawd lawdy, these chirrins and their messed up relationships!" Tabitha gave a huge shrug. What Kitty and Kurt did was no longer of interest! Old news was old news. Time to move onto another topic! Tabs would just have to try harder with her next bit of gossip. She had one that there was no way he could top! But first, maybe dither over some shared knowledge and general opinions.
"Okay, so you know for sure about that whole Josh-Yelling-At-Vanessa business. Right? Of course you do. It was loud enough to wake the dead and everyone in the halls. What's your take on what all is going on with our two drama queens, Golden Delicous and Skin Walker?"