"Ahhhhh! JUUUUBES! My lifelong frienemy." Tabitha shook a fist dramatically at the sky. "Alison is definitely crazy. Being around the Glow-ho is like tripping out on Pixie's dust. Which we definitely need to do again some time. Just saying." Maybe Tabitha could pretend to be feeling depressed or something, and get the pink-haired kidlet to dust her in pity?
"Buuuut~! Have you heard that our dear little Blue Angel, is havink girlfriend , ya?" She affected a very terrible version of Kurt's accent. "Vord on ze street, Kurtikins is beingk vit Kitty-kat! Oh mein gott!" Tabitha finally dropped it, grinning hugely. "I saw them with my own two eyes, and nearly fell over. It makes you wonder...how do they hold hands and stuff?"
Tabitha lifted a hand and arranged her fingers like a Trekie so that she now had 'three big ones'. "That would trip me up. That and having danced with the guy at the last dance, the traveling by teleportation thing is wild. So's the tail. Isn't that veird?!" She set the brush down. At least now she seemed semi-presentable. She tried not to connect the dots that it was because she didn't really want to seem rag-muffin in front of Bobby today.
Turning to him, she raised a hand to her mouth conspiratorially as she fake-whispered. "Yet! I have reason to believe that the whole dating thing for them two? Rather suspicious." Tabitha puffed her chest out, rather proud of her own sleuthing skills. She was top notch when it came to ferreting out stuff!