All Snarry Fics
Coded by the wonderful alliekatgal
This is all my Snarry, written under all my names, in alphabetical order. If you notice anything missing, please prod me.
Accidents Happen RATING: NC-17 SUMMARY: Snape forces Harry to brew a popularity potion. Snarry, but Snape/everyone he encounters, as well. Humor, smut. About 6,000 words.
Action Figures Rating: PG-13. Summary: After the war, Snape decides a hobby would help him relax. A total rip-off of Spaceballs, but it had to be written. Humor, 500 words.
All That Glitters RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: Snape cajoles Harry into playing a little dress up.
All Ye Who Enter Rating: NC-17 Summary: Hermione learns to heed the warnings on the Potions Master’s door.
...And Dagger Rating: NC-17. Summary: Harry is taken by the Death Eaters, and Snape takes his `turn.' Very gruesome, for me at least.
And Eat it, Too Rating: R. Summary: Snape puts Harry through a lot, but Harry is always well rewarded.
And With a Twist of Lemon Rating: NC-17. Summary: Draco has a plan to destroy Harry. Started out smut, kind of turned into crack.
Asking for It Rating: NC-17. SUMMARY: Snape's got a plan to get Harry into the Dark Lord's secret hideout. It involves a certain amount of sacrifice on Harry's part, but as a Gryffindor, he's up to the challenge. Snape is even more so.
Back in the Saddle Rating: PG-13. Summary: Harry's a little anxious about his lack of experience until Snape helps him relax. Humor, short one-shot.
Bad Hair Day Rating: R Word Count: 4,000+ Summary: Harry gets ready for his thirty-fifth birthday and Draco tries to be helpful. Well, for a given value of ‘helpful,’ anyway.
Bask Rating: PG Summary: Harry and Snape spend an afternoon by the lake.
Beautiful Music Rating: R. Summary: After the war, Snape found a hobby that Harry delights in.
Bells and Beaus Rating: PG-13. Summary: Snape found a way of knowing when the Headmaster is about. Secure in this knowledge, he feels comfortable enough to rendezvous with his lover in the middle of the night.
Besotted Rating: PG-13. Summary: Ron and Snape should both know better than to drink punch at any party the twins have been invited to. Lucky for Snape, Harry's around to take care of things.
The Best Laid Schemes Rating: NC-17. Summary: An idea doesn't go as planned, but the results are still satisfactory-for Harry and Snape, anyway.
The Big Push Rating: R. Summary y: Snape wakes up the next day to discover that Harry is there for the long haul. Humour/romance. Follow up to Under the Influence.
Birthday Treats Rating: R Summary: Harry and Snape make the most of Melora's birthday.
Blood and Music Rating: PG-13. Summary: Severus doesn't understand why Harry's made a hobby of playing the guitar. After all, there isn't anything magical about it.
The Bottom Line Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape offers to bottom.
Bundle of Joy Rating: PG-15. Summary: Based on the prompt: "Snarry, of course - top Snape, bottom Harry - but I'm too YOUNG to have a baby, Severus." Romance/Humor.
Catching Fire Rating: NC-17. Summary: During the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension.
A Certain Beauty Rating: R. Summary: Based on a want of jealous!Snape and dainty-wristed!Harry. Snape loves Harry's beauty, and Harry returns the sentiment.
Challenged Rating: R. Summary: Severus leaps to conclusions, and Harry finds himself suffering from a bad case of the Snapes. In my never-ending quest to parody Snarry plot cliches, I target disabled!Harry. Humour/smut.
Checking it Twice Rating: pg-13. Summary: Severus is, much to Harry's surprise, getting ready for the holidays. Harry wants to know just exactly what that entails.
Title:Comes at a Cost Fandom/Pairing: Snape/Harry, mentions of Remus/Harry Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 5,275~ Highlight for Warnings/Enticements: *Chan, crossdressing, spanking, dirty talk, rimming, cock and ball restraints, purple prose, rough, IC-ish Snape, use of the word ‘slut.’ * Notes: A follow up to For a Reasonable Fee for Bring Back the Porn Challenge Summary: Harry wants to surprise Remus, but he’s the one who’s in for a shock.
Comes From (A Good Family) RATING: NC-17. WARNINGS: Severitus Incest and Chan NOTES: A sequel to Gets It from His Father for the fabulous Loupgarou1750. SUMMARY: Harry is growing up—or he would, if Snape allowed it.
Cornerstone, Rating: NC-17 Summary: As the magic trickled from one brick to many, their relationship grew - in fits and starts, slowly... (Even as it was encumbered by snark, angry sex, and a madman who wanted them dead.)
Counterclockwise Rating: R. Summary: Harry is having trouble brewing potions.
Crème de la Crème Rating: R. Summary: Severus and Harry in a one shot, PWP, playing with food. And Harry, of course, mucking things up a bit.
A Cure for Frost Rating:< R Summary: Harry breaks a mirror and subsequently finds himself in possession of a small snow cloud. It’s Snape’s responsibility to cure the boy, whether he wants it or not.
Daddy Rating: NC-17 WARNINGS: Incest, chan. Summary: Smut. That's all. No other point but to write a bit of smut.
A Day at the Beach Rating: R. Summary: Harry wants Severus to set aside some time and take him to the beach.
End of the World Rating: PG-13. Summary: Harry lost the war, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, as Snape is there to remind him. Sequel is Magpie.
Fabulousness RATING: R NOTES: An old drabble I’d forgotten about that I played with for Bring Back the Porn. Smut/Humor, just 200 words of Snarry sex.
Felinated! Rating: PG-13 Summary:Narcissa Malfoy's gratitude leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
A Fine Art Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Chan, rimming, a mention of urethra play and general filthiness, set about 3rd year. Summary: Harry drags Snape to an art shop, where they find an exhibition and Snape teaches the boy something about fine art.
Fingertip Sweet Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape watches Harry at dinnertime. Channish
For Everyone To See Rating: NC-17. Summary: Snape acquiesces to Harry's request. This wasn't quite what Harry had in mind.
Four Moments After the War Rating: PG-13. Summary: The first of four Valentine's drabbles. The pub is closing, and Harry gets ready to go home.
Friendly Skies Rating: R. Summary: (Request: Snarry on a broom, post-Hogwarts - any rating.) Professor Potter runs into Professor Snape-literally. 1,000 words, one-shot, humour/romance.
Fruit Salad Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape is preoccupied, and Harry intends to get the man's attention; he's determined that, one way or another, Snape will fully occupy him.
Funny Bone RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: Harry toasts Snape on his birthday.
Gets It from His Father Rating: NC-17. Summary: Snape discovers Harry is enduring unspeakable suffering with the Dursleys, so he takes him back to Hogwarts. If Harry's going to suffer at anyone's hands, it'll be his. In my quest to parody every major Snarry plot, I target the Severitus Incest fic, with a sprinkling of Snape rescuing Harry from the Dursleys. Snape/Harry, humour.
Getting Lucky RATING: R SUMMARY: Snape has a rotten day.
Going Up Rating: R SUMMARY: Harry drags Snape out on a Saturday afternoon.
Goodbye Begets Hello Rating: NC-17. Summary: Harry finds himself directionless and encounters Severus, who is pleased to offer some guidance.
Government Work Rating: R. Summary: Snape faces budget cuts. The only thing that stands in the way of him and fresh funds is one Harry Potter...who is a bit fresh himself.
Harry Cottontail Rating: PG-13. Summary: A drabble for yanks02; Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.
Harry Potter Always Gets His Man Rating: PG-13. Summary: Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape's playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn't know, but he's determined to figure it out.
Harry Potter and the Obligatory Sequel Rating: R. Summary : Sequel to The Master Plan. Slash. Now that Harry's relationship with Severus is out in the open, they have more problems than they can shake a.wand at. Voldemort is still after Harry, Lucius has plans of his own, Lupin is more disapproving than Harry ever expected-and Harry's immaturity doesn't help matters.
Harry Shakes His Booty Rating: Not Terribly Naughty (PG-13?) Summary: Harry's true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment.
Harry's Hell Rating: R. Summary: Harry uses Snape, and Snape uses Harry.
Highly Collectible Rating: R Notes: A follow up to “Action Figures” for Umbrus. Warnings: Silliness and slight homage to Mel Brooks. Summary: Harry holds Lucius Malfoy hostage. How far will Severus go to complete the whole set?
Hope Raises No Dust Rating: R. Summary: Post-HBP, Severus and Harry come together again, learn to cope, look toward the future, and to hope.
Housebroken Rating: PG. Summary: Puppies and Snarry.
A Hundred Thousand Years Rating: R Summary: Harry and Snape find themselves alone in a world that is not just post-Hogwarts or post-war, but apparently post-apocalypse, too. Humor/romance.
Hungry Like the Snape Rating: R. Summary: Snape has an appetite, and Harry wants to satisfy him.
If At First You Don't Succeed. Rating: R. Summary: Harry's giving up, but he can't stop fantasizing about Snape. Humour/Romance, short one-shot.
If the Shoe Fits Rating: R Notes: For daughter_moon, follow up to Wears the Trousers, though it can probably be read on its own. Warnings: Shameless and gratuitous puns. Summary: Snape suspects Harry is cheating on him and decides to don a disguise and find out for certain but, as always, things do not go to plan.
Ill Kept Secret Rating: PG-13. Summary: Some secrets are more secret than others. Snarry, humor, 405 words. Sequel to Housekeeping.
In the Dark Rating: NC-17. Summary: The darkness is Harry's chosen medium, and with it, he can create the visions he wants. Snarry, a LITTLE dark. But...not really.
Juice of a Delicate Fruit Rating: R Warnings: Mild bloodplay Notes: A double drabble for chinatree. Summary: Snape uses Harry as a chopping board
Just Desserts RATING: R SUMMARY: Harry cooks something up—with Snape’s assistance.
Larger Problems Rating: PG-13. Summary: Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Humour.
Let's Talk About . . . Something Else Rating: R Notes: For snarry100. (No beta, so please point out mistakes.) Mentions of Snape/Draco, maybe a bit channish. Summary: Harry demands knowledge.
Like Elohim Rating: R Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling. Warnings: Darkish Notes: A double drabble for darkladyvamp Summary: Harry is the most desirable fruit.
Little Boys Rating: PG-13. Summary: Harry accidentally de-ages himself.
Looking Back Rating: R Warnings: Angst Notes: A double drabble for fodirteg Summary: Snape rejects Harry.
The Loveseat (Part I, Part II) Rating: NC-17 Highlight for Warnings: *Oral sex, public sex, dirty talk mentioning B&D, and a little quill-play. * Word Count: ~17,000 Summary: Harry buys a second-hand sofa and gets more than he ever anticipated.
Magpie Sequel to End of the World Rating: PG-13. Summary: Snape watches over Harry, but he's not the only one.
Magnificent Penetration Rating: R Written for snarry_games 07 Summary: There is no fortress so impenetrable as the human heart...(unless maybe it’s the human head).
Title: The Mighty Snape Rating: PG-13 Word count:100x3 Warning(s): None Summary: Harry wants a Sex God, Harry gets a Sex God.
Minty Fresh RATING: R SUMMARY: Harry has difficulty convincing Snape to assist with his experiments, but as always, Snape’s dependable . . . as long as Harry will do the same for him.
Naughty Girl Rating: NC-17. Summary: "Now, Mr Potter, show your classmates what a naughty girl such as yourself deserves for speaking up in class."
No Big Loss Rating: R. Summary: Harry ages gracefully-insomuch as he can still wrap himself around Severus, anyway.
No Regrets Rating: PG-13. Summary: A double drabble concerning the hated Occlumency lessons. One-sided Snape/Harry, pure angst. This is why Snape has no regrets.
Once Upon a Time-Turner Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape decides he isn’t happy with the end results of the war, and starts over with a clean slate-and Harry Potter. But though he’s determined to change things, he isn’t expecting the biggest changes of all-the ones to himself.
One-Night Stand Word Count:200 Rating: PG <Summary: Harry is pleased to find a nightstand that goes with his furniture.
Only Flesh and Blood Rating: NC-17. Summary: He looks in the mirror and likes what he sees.
Pain in the Neck Rating: R Summary: Snape improves Harry's posture.
The Pandora Incident RATING: R for implications WARNINGS: Implied sex with an inanimate (or possibly not so inanimate) object SUMMARY: When Snape is thrown from his body, he takes refuge in an unlikely place, and it’s up to Harry to set things right again.
Parting Gift Rating: R. Summary: Harry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.
A Pattering of Praise Rating: NC-17. Summary: Since Snape rarely gives, Harry learns to hoard what little he can get.
Perspective Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape and Harry switch bodies.
Pink Rating: PG-13. Summary: Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are.unexpected. Humour/Romance.
Pitter-Patter Rating: PG Notes: A drabble for snarry100, challenge 77: And baby makes three (or, eventually, three thousand . . .) Inspired by a Worth1000 entry; sickeningly cute. Summary: This is what would happen if Snape and Harry decided to make babies together.
Poor Men's Riches Rating: NC-17. Summary: Severus laments the ratio of children in Hogwarts compared to the amount of funds for Hogwarts, when little Harry comes by, looking for information. They both use the situation to their advantage, and Harry's sharp enough to cut himself.
Poster Paint on Young Nude Rating: NC-17. Summary : A PWP in which Harry and Snape prepare for a Christmas dance in the usual way, i.e. Harry does posters while Severus complains at length. Then, Severus reveals his artistic flair and a colourful evening is spent beside the fire.
The Pull Rating: R Summary: Determined to give Snape a respectful burial, Harry returns to the Shrieking Shack to discover the man has disappeared. But when he attempts a spell to recover Snape’s body, Harry gets more than he bargained for.
Private Property RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: Professor Potter is patrolling the castle when he happens upon a very confusing confrontation.
PWP RATING: R WARNINGS: Oral sex, mild bondage, mentions of chan and incest, but mostly just in a humor context and in passing. Much breaking of the fourth wall. SUMMARY: Harry and Snape look for the lost plot.
Pretty Pictures Rating: R Summary: Snape has the tools to get his way.
Provocation Rating: PG. Summary: Severus and Draco meet to plan.
Really Exotic Creatures Rating: PG-13. Summary: Everyone's an Animagus. Even that girl nobody's ever seen before today. You know. The one with the violet eyes, the flaming hair, and twelve first names. Humor, one-shot.
A Real Trial Rating: NC-17. Summary: Based on the prompt: "Today you will be examined on [insert naughty action here], Mr. Potter." Romance/Humour/Smut.
Reap What You Sow Rating: NC-17 Summary: Valentine's Day may be over and done, but that hardly means Snape has no excuse to give Harry roses...so to speak, anyway.
Remarkably Infectious Rating: PG-13. Summary: Luckily for Snape, idiocy is not contagious. Humor/Romance.
Rev Your Engine Rating: PG-13. Summary: The symptoms of excitement are easily confused. Snarry/humour.
Revenge of the Potions Master Rating: NC-17. Summary : Sequel to Somnophilia Severus. Snape takes a nap, Harry cops a feel, and they all live happily ever after. Nah, actually, this is a slightly more canon Snape than I usually do, but still nice and filthy, even if he's kind of cruel. Sequel is TITLE</b>: Harry’s Ambush
Roses are Red Rating: NC-17 Summary: Professer Snape corners Harry late at night in the library to force his Valentine's Day present on the brat. Very PWP and probably has a few mistakes, since...um...it was done quickly without a chance to edit.
Safe to Laugh Rating: PG. Summary: Harry and Snape are in hiding together, making the best of things. Unfortunately, some things still have to be done, however distasteful a chore they might be.
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dark Lords Rating: NC-17. Summary: Harry is the new Dark Lord. He rules the world with a compassionate and well-intentioned fist. Snape takes the phrase, `Oh, fuck the boss!' rather literally. SS/HP, mentions of HP/DM. Humour/Romance/Smut.
Severus and the Sex-Kitten Rating: R Word Count: 7,000 + Highlight for Warnings: *Chan-ish and Owner/Pet, AU.* Summary: Harry is a super-powered cat. No, really. I thought up lots of other summaries, but that’s pretty succinct and accurate. Only a bit cracky though, I promise!
Sharp Dressed Man Rating: PG-15. Summary: Based on the promp: cotton candy/faerie floss. Romance/Humour. Snape guides Harry through the murky waters of Wizarding society's fashion.
Sheer Poetry Rating: PG-13. Summary: Harry is supportive of Snape's writing success, even if he's slightly amused by the man himself.
Sleepless in the Dungeons Rating: R. Summary: After the war, Snape's Dreamless Sleep Potion stops working. Harry is enlisted to help, and discovers that a sleep-deprived Snape is a very dangerous creature indeed.
Slippery When Wet Rating: NC-17. Summary: Based on the prompt: Snape and Harry skinny dipping under the moonlight.
Small Mercies Rating: R. Summary: Harry acts as a go-between for the spy and the Headmaster.
Snape and the Tie That Binds Rating: PG-13. Summary: AU, Non-magic. HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it's time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness.
Snad Libs: Detention Summary: The first Snad Libs I did, in which Snape wallops the hooker out of Harry.
The Snarriest Valentine's Day Ever Rating: R. Summary: Severus and Harry celebrate Valentine's Day your way-with Harry calling Snape `fearsome-lips,' Snape getting a cramp in his arse, and everyone laughing until they're ugly in the face.
Soft Rating: R. Summary: Harry did not grow up in an environment that taught him to have faith in love.
Something Ever After Warnings/Kinks: Crossdressing, oral sex, actual sex. EWE. Word Count: 17,000 Notes: Written for Snarry Games 09 Summary: Harry just wanted his happy ending. Instead, he’s stuck with a sparkly tiara and glass shoes, and the entire world seems to have gone mad.
Speechless: HP/QaF crossover with Snape/Harry, Justin/Harry and Snape/Ted. Rating: R. Summary: Harry's gone to find himself, but doesn't realize Snape's looking for him, as well. Meanwhile, the boys are enduring a slow night at Babylon with no idea that a couple of strangers are about to appear and liven things up.
The Spirit of Things Rating: PG-13. Summary: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry's the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told (mostly) through a series of night-time encounters.
Stick Rating: PG-13. Summary: After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend? Sequal; Touch Wood
Stings Rating: NC-17. Summary: It hurts Snape more than it hurts Harry. Angst and slightly sadistic.
Strange Bedfellows RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: Harry is forced to share his bed with a snake.
Title:A Strong Foundation Rating: PG-13 Summary: As Snape and Harry re-build the Room of Requirement, it senses a need and attempts to fill it.
Surefire Cure Rating: PG-13 Summary: Snape knows the cure to many ills.
The Great Rating PG-13 Summary: Snape wants Harry to be great.
The Storm Rating: PG-15. Summary: Based on the prompt: Harry and Snape and a rainy day.
The Talk Rating: PG-13. Summary: A drabble for an anony-mouse. Snape sits down with his daughter.
Tastes Like Rating: R Warnings: Could be read as extremely dirty--or not. Notes: A double drabble for suemonroe Summary: Snape tries to bend Harry to his will. Not fluffy.
">Teacher's PetThe sequel to "Pink." Rating: R. Summary: Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can't-or won't-relinquish his Animagus form. Snape reluctantly grows fond of the bothersome bugger, but of course he's not about to say so. Humour/Romance.
Teddy Bears and Toe Wiggles Rating: R. Summary: Based on the prompt: hurt (Harry)/comfort (Severus), teddy bears and toe wiggling.
This Means War Rating: R. Summary: Harry's taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he's going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.
Those Who Are Vigilant AUTHORS:dracofiend and the_con_cept (aka AbstractConcept) RATING: NC-17 WARNINGS: Post-war AU; some themes relating to infidelity. SUMMARY: The defeat of Voldemort leads to the rise of an authoritarian regime within the wizarding world. As Scrimgeour’s Ministry grows ever more oppressive, Harry finds himself being pressed into a new battle by two men: one ambitious and untested, the other embittered and cynical.
Touch Wood RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: Whenever Snape is stressed, he goes back to the grove and digs his heels in.
Three Little Words Rating: R Summary: Harry knows his needs far better than anyone else, and he knows how to get fulfilment.
Under His Skin Rating: R. Summary: Snape feels possessive, but to Harry, Snape's just one of many. Angsty drabble.
Under the Influence Rating: PG-13. Summary: Snape has unwanted company. Harry thinks he can at least get his foot in the door. Sequel is The Big Push
Veritas Vos Liberabit Rating: PG-13. Summary : Another of my humorous takes on a `cliché' fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus doesn't want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn't get much of a choice.
Wears the Trousers Rating: R. Summary: Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. Humour/Romance.
Wedding Pictures: Snape/Harry, mentions of Colin Rating: PG-13. Summary: Snape has yet another dastardly plan to ruin Harry's life. Or at least his engagement.
Where He Belongs Rating: R. Summary: Snape can't help but worry when Draco's around.