Let's see... the fact that I turn into a slavering, soulless beast that would as soon eat his best friend as look at him.... the other two times that I kissed Sirius? "Of course not. Oh, except that whole secret life of crime and debauchery that I'm hiding from the world. I'm secretly the head of a powerful crime family, you see. Welsh Mafia, very hush hush." A lie made all the more ridiculous due to the fact that no only would buy that Wales even had a Mafia, but Remus was decidedly not Welsh.