Lankypants? Edison might have protested, but it was mostly accurate, especially in his current choice of clothing. "I was thinking I'm dreaming," he said with a shrug. "But if you're self aware and this isn't some Inception thing then that might not work. As for alternate, I swear I was at work and I'm not. Though as soon as I find my library, I will let you know and clear up the whole 'not at work' issue."