By now, anyone who knew Hermes should have known better than to leave their windows open. Depending on your view, it might have even been more unfortunate that the particular window Hermes found didn't currently have a screen on it.
A falcon soared through and was human again before it landed.
"Really," he said dryly. "You couldn't call? Text? Send up a smoke signal?" Hermes crossed his arms over his chest as he arched a brow, clearly as unashamed as ever in his own nudity.