I was SO SORE heading to the portkey and still kinda high... I do NOT recommend apparating while high, seriously, turned my stomach like every time, I'm lucky I didn't throw up all over the portkey agent in L.A. And obvi - you'd be my first call if I ever splinched over a dick. Obvi.
I wish I could remember the name of it - I wish we could do it together sometime, it was SO GREAT. OMG. I BET MILO WOULD KNOW. If I like, describe it to him? I BET. Can't text him though, paper trail and all... Hmm... Might have to think on that. He doesn't like hearing about my sexcapades, he's too egomaniacal. And duh, you know me, I'm pretty sure I try something fun and ~new like, every weekend. Nothing hard core though, obvi.
UM DUH. NOR MY MOM. SHE WOULD LOSE HER SHIT. She's sooooo overprotective. Then again, neither my mum nor your dad have anything on Uncle Henry, ugh.
I swear, I feel like I'm like 17 again. I feel all young and hot and rejuvenated and soooo satisfied.
BUT OMG please tell you've had an eventful week, too? I mean, I doubt anything anyone in the world has done is anywhere near as eventful as meeting Michael, but still... 😉