I loved washing your hair. Not WHY I was washing it, but I would wash it any time for you.
You were totally out of it when I came in, of course you missed that part. It's not your fault, though. I should have held my temper better...
I would love for you to meet my parents, by the way. They would love you and my dad would absolutely wonder what the hell you're doing with a miserable fuck like me.