Texts: Jealousy Who: Penny and Phoenix What: Informing the bff of the near-death of the gf's sister... When: 4 May 2028 Warnings: NSFW Completion Status: Complete
Penny
Did I tell you I almost killed my girlfriend's kid sister? Fun times.
She's alive, thank God for Scar.
You did not. I'm assuming it wasn't intentional. Not even you are that self destructive, poppet!
I'm not, but lord. This is just too much with our very new but not new relationship. Her sister is going to be fine. I don't think i am cut out for dating
What're you up to? Want to help me go through the artifacts to be sure anything else like this isn't on the shelves? I think my new shop boy moved it too close to the edge.
Too much, eh?
Nothing I can't shuffle around for some time with you. And you do know how I love playing with the artifacts. Finders, keepers though! ;)
Too much because even though she wasn't upset with me... I feel like this is a bad omen. When you almost kill your first girlfriends kid sister.
Of course, my love. You always get first dibs.
Okay, you're going to have to explain what happened because I have a hard time believing you almost killed her.
I wasn't here but my artifacts were. She knocked something over and if Scarlett wasn't here.. she would have died. And it'd be all over the news.
Poppet, that's not ~you almost killing her! You have signs all over the shop warning people not to touch the artifacts before an employee deems it safe to do so. I am wildly curious as to which one it was though. If it could have killed her that fast, I have to wonder how it slipped past us both.
We knew about it, I just didn't think Nathaniel had put it out. He's gorgeous and dumb. Apparently I need to figure that all out. 🤣
Oh, it was one of ~those. Do you need me to give Nathaniel a bit of training, put the fear of god in him?
If you could please? Don't let those lilac eyes fool you.
Consider it done.
Thank you beautiful.
How are you? I'm being selfish
I am feeling restless. Wanderlust and all that. Apparently three months wasn't quite enough.
It never is for you. At least you came back in time for fantastic weather and beautiful people scantily clad.
But I find fantastic weather and beautiful, scantily clad people when I wander too!
Yes, but you don't have me. And I'm the prettiest and most scantily clad. 👑
I haven't seen you that scantily clad in ages.
We can always change that. You can get to know my scantily clad girlfriend too.
Are you inviting me to indulge in some naughty bedroom games with you and your girlfriend?
You're cute, I wish. Hailey doesn't like dick unless it's fake and attached to a strapon.
No one said I had to fuck anyone to indulge...
That's very true. We.... Will see what happens. I have never talked to her about threesomes? I don't know if she's into that or not.
Don't worry so much, Poppet. I was teasing you. You deserve to have her all to yourself.
Yes, but you know I enjoy sharing. I was just thinking about Wes' party the other night. It had been so fun, though.. I'm very certain that taking Hailey to those parties is off the table. Wes' favorite new toy is Hailey's little sister. Somehow I don't see her being comfortable in that sort of situation ever. That'll be weird though, seeing him at a family get together. I believe if my gossip knowledge is right, he went to their parents wedding as Kenzie's date.
You're spiraling
I think you enjoy sharing more in theory than reality. You're a very possessive woman, my Penny, in case you were unaware.
Believe me, my jealous streak never lets me forget.
It's one of your traits I love best.
Mmm, remember that when I get jealous over the new people in your life.
I don't have new people in my life. You know I'm allergic to new people.
Yet you mentioned these scantily clad people you're meeting while traveling. Whoops. 😄
I didn't say I was meeting them, only finding them! Very different things.
Touche. You win this round. Did you really not make any friends while out?? That's a rather boring trip.
When have you ever known me to be boring?
True. Hailey loves my new crown. It's come out of display at least a dozen times. It's becoming a favorite accessory in the bedroom. You're the least boring person I know.