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Kenzie Montgomery (kenziefrenzie) wrote in 20somethings,
@ 2022-01-17 21:02:00

Entry tags:

c: albus potter, c: hailey montgomery, c: jasper knottingley, c: kenzie montgomery, c: wes warrington, d: 2028 01, Ω: owls/texts

text; no parasites
Who: Kenzie & Hailey & Wes & Albie & Jasper
What: Messages
When: 17 January, 2028
Where: Text
Warnings: TBD
Status: In-progress

Kenzie & Wes:
Kenzie: HEY! Please say you're home? I'm headed to my room. I was hoping to see you.
Kenzie: I need to get my mind off the fact my period was way too late.

Kenzie & Hailey:
Kenzie: So... I almost was in St. Mungo's over the idea of having to tell dad that I was potentially pregnant by his new stepson, or you know maybe the boy with the gorgeous hair that I used to date in school. Could have been either.
Kenzie: It's neither, btw. I fucking am just too stressed out and missed my period. Worst week ever.

Kenize & Jasper:
Kenzie: So.. I can't see you until next Wednesday. We'll call it a grounding of sorts.
Kenzie: Just know, I love your face and this is for our own sanity.

Kenzie & Albie:
Kenzie: I think you're cursed.
Kenzie: We can't sleep together for like a week. I maybe scared the living hell out of myself the past week. Sorry for going sort of radio silent.

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	Kenzie & Wes itsjustwes 2022-01-18 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I am not home, but I should be within the hour. But ahhh, I do so love how those words have no ability to strike anxiety in me. Best decision I've ever made... (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Wes

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 02:23 am UTC (link)

Well, I'm cutting both men off until after I get back on my pill. I wanted to celebrate though. I took a test yesterday, no parasite to speak of!! Just stressed out about all of these auditions. Good stress. It's very odd.
Thank you, you know you don't have to rush home for me? Just in case you were. I'd be comfortable in my room, eating your food, smoking your weed, happily until you get back.

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	Re: Kenzie & Wes itsjustwes 2022-01-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
	You're on a pill? Aren't there better options out there? I'm relieved you're not afflicted though, pregnancy is not on my admittedly long list of fetishes, after all. I don't intend to rush home. I'm merely finishing up some work in the studio and should be finished within the hour. But do make yourself comfortable, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Wes

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 02:33 am UTC (link)

Potion. I have an appointment. I was previously on a pill. That's what I get for taking advice from mum. Huzzah. I should have asked my father, he's always been far more up front about things. Did you know I was buying weed from him for a bit? Crazy.

I bought the most ridiculous robe thing to run around your home in. I am hoping you don't mind. I'm totally going to stand at the stair railing looking over it as if you're lost at sea. It's sheer. I'll be completely nude under it. Because. I mean. Have you seen me naked? I look fantastic now that I'm doing this diet and exercise thing my manager wants me to do. She also wants me to stop smoking, not a thing. I'm talking a lot, I'm just very happy I'm not pregnant.

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	Re: Kenzie & Wes itsjustwes 2022-01-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I thought you didn't want me rushing home? It would be a shame if the heat went out in the house, what with you running around in that sheer little robe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Wes kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 02:46 am UTC (link)
	You'd have to build a fire, clearly, if it did. It's so weird. How chilly it is. I'll go check things out. I'll be sure to shut it off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Wes itsjustwes 2022-01-18 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Your lack of subtlety never ceases to amuse me. I'll be sure to thoroughly warm you up when I get home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Wes kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I love you too 💋 I'll order us some fantastic breakfast tomorrow. I'm getting pretty good at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Wes itsjustwes 2022-01-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Looking forward to it, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kenzie & Hailey haileyduelsbest 2022-01-18 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Well fuck babe. I'm glad you're not pregnant! Have you started yet? Are you going to go in and get checked out? Do you need me to hex someone? Why do I get the feeling that Zee and Lucy have got you spooked? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Hailey

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 02:30 am UTC (link)

I haven't started yet, but I did spot. I'm hoping that going over to Wes' tonight will help knock it out. Ahem. Sorry. Uh, as for hexing? No... Just... Remind me six months from Tuesday to go get my fucking potion so that I won't be in this situation again. Because.. I'll be honest. I don't think I can turn down either boy that would have potentially put me in this situation. They are both far too fantastic. Jasper and our couch cuddles, old movies, good music, great weed, and Jasper. Then there's Albie, his big heart, those big hands, his fucking hair. Sigh. I think I've got an addiction to sex or something.

Just a touch. LUCY IS HAVING TWINS. Albie and Lucy are RELATED. Do you know how many nightmares I had that I was having an entire liter of kittens that were GINGER? FFS.

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	Re: Kenzie & Hailey haileyduelsbest 2022-01-18 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Ew. Didn't need that image, thanks. But I totally set a reminder in my phone. Here's hoping between the two of us, you'll take it on time. Uh yeah, I know she's having twins. Freaky Weasley fertility and all that. Lucky Jaimeson. I bet you're doubly glad you're not knocked up now! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Hailey

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 02:43 am UTC (link)

You're welcome. ~~Did I tell you that I made him stay at Dad's with me on Christmas Eve? He's definitely my twin flame.~~

You've no idea. I would throw myself off a mountain and into a volcano if I were with twins. Oh man. Straight into the lava.

Hey, be my date to the premier of my movie? I'm super nervous and I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have by my side. ~~You won't let me do anything stupid~~

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Re: Kenzie & Hailey

haileyduelsbest
2022-01-18 02:47 am UTC (link)

I can't even imagine. Idek if I want to ever be pregnant at any point yet, much less multiples! But I'll be sure to keep you away from mountains and volcanos, bc you're definitely not allowed to throw yourself off or into them.

Of course babe, you couldn't keep me away if you tried! Though be honest, is it just bc you don't want to choose someone from your harem of men?

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	Re: Kenzie & Hailey kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Twins are terrifying. Don't tell Fi I said that. I think her feelings would be just slightly hurt. It is not! It is because if I go with anyone but you? I'll overindulge and make a total idiot of myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey haileyduelsbest 2022-01-18 02:58 am UTC (link)
	As if I would! And on her birthday no less! Speaking of, have you talked to her today? I posted a ridiculous birthday gif on her friendspace, but she's been awfully quiet since she ran off to Paris. I mean, that's fair. I'm clearly the best choice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I haven't, I've been incredibly self absorbed today. Shite. I'll shoot her a message though! Check that she's doing okay. I'm sure Aldrich heard from her. Someone talk to him. He annoys me. ~~He likes Scar too much~~ Of course you are! You're also likely the deadliest date I could bring too... Kinda makes me feel like a bad ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey haileyduelsbest 2022-01-18 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Considering you thought you were knocked up, I think that's fair. Omg he annoys everyone, that's nothing knew. ~~He needs to sort out his dick~~ Well now babe, you don't have to butter me up, I'll definitely be your date 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Scar seems to like him. I don't get it. I don't see the appeal. He's just... Aldrich. Cringey Aldrich. Thank you, gorgeous. Let Rori know I'm sorry for stealing you, but I called dibs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey haileyduelsbest 2022-01-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
	I mean, Scar ~~is kind of a whore~~ likes anyone that will give her attention, doesn't she? ~~I don't think Rori will~~ Anytime! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Hailey kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Very very true. ~~though she seems to prefer mine... if only companionship~~ 💕 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kenzie & Jasper knottingley 2022-01-18 10:32 am UTC (link)
	You’ve grounded yourself? Do I even want to know what that’s about??? I guess I’ll just have to miss your face until then (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Jasper

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 04:37 pm UTC (link)

Uh, so... it's because I scared myself. Your mum pregnant. Lucy pregnant. I got in my own head. My period was like... really late. False alarm though. I go get my potion Tuesday so I'll be right as rain by Wednesday.

There is always that video chatting. I haven't gotten used to it yet. Dad tried to use it with me while I was on set and I hung up on him no less than 4 times trying to change the filters to make funny faces

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	Re: Kenzie & Jasper knottingley 2022-01-18 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh shit. Really? I'm glad you're okay. Let me know if you want me to do anything, yeah? We can try video chatting. You don't need any filters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Kenzie & Jasper

kenziefrenzie
2022-01-18 04:47 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I'm okay. I was just... struggling. I was too scared to take a test. Because it wasn't just you that could have potentially been a dad. Just one other person. But still. It wasn't fun. On top of that I know I just... can't right now. I have so many things to accomplish first. You know? I'm a drag. I'm sorry.

You're sort of my favorite human. You make me want to break my own grounding. Think we are able to just snuggle up on the sofa? 👀 you're my weakness. When in the world did that happen?

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	Re: Kenzie & Jasper knottingley 2022-01-18 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	I get it. I've got stuff I want to do before before that kind of happens. We can try. I won't say no if you want to tie me up to stop me touching 😉 Jokes aside, whatever you're comfortable with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Jasper kenziefrenzie 2022-01-19 02:13 am UTC (link)
	~~Won't even lie to you~~ I'm relieved we're on the same page. Taking over the world first. I'm very comfortable with tying you up. I mean... There are other ways that we can get off. Especially if you're tied up and only have your mouth to use. This could be interesting, if it happens to pop up. 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Jasper knottingley 2022-01-19 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	If it happens to pop up... Whenever you're ready to try snuggling again, I'll take your lead. Just let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Jasper kenziefrenzie 2022-01-21 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I'll see you soon. I got my hands on a copy of Birds. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kenzie & Albie albie_potter 2022-01-18 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	?????????????? I'm clean, I swear. What did I do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Albie kenziefrenzie 2022-01-18 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	You are clean, your family just has the curse of freaking twins. I was terrified I was pregnant with all these babies and my period was late. Good news. No baby. But I almost died when Lucy said she's having twins and I remembered you all are related. Cursed. Twins! @@ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Albie albie_potter 2022-01-18 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure twins work that way? But also - thank fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Albie kenziefrenzie 2022-01-19 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I'll be honest, I've no idea how it works but I'm very happy that we don't have to find out. What have you been up to while I've been neurotic? My hair dresser recommended this fantastic conditioner I wanted to share with you. I figure next time you're over, we can hop in the shower. I'll wash your hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Albie albie_potter 2022-01-19 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? I like the sound of that. I might have a new tattoo for you to check out too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kenzie & Albie kenziefrenzie 2022-01-21 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Seems a fair swap. For a week from now. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)