Gift sent to Jasper
Elaborately wrapped gift with shiny silver paper and green ribbon/bow delivered via courier containing a hundred year old bottle of whiskey and some carefully packaged seeds imported (almost certainly smuggled) from Nepal.
I've been informed that it is your birthday. I do hope you'll enjoy this bottle from my personal collection. I also thought it would be interesting to see what you might be able to do with these seeds from some wild strains from Nepal. My contact assures me they are Δ9.