OMG Gereth, really? How many times over the years have I - drunkenly, sloppily, hornily (is that a word?) - propositioned you? And how many times have you - drunkenly, depressed and/or angry, also sloppy and horny (lol) - done the same back?
Do we really need to have - yet again - the 'we're besties, that's a terrible idea' talk? Because, yeah, you're right, it's been a while but like, it would still indeed be a terrible idea.
Much as I love you and adore you and yes, you are a hot hot man, and I will boost your ego anytime :p