Looking for a fix for Post Potter Depression?
* Lack of appetite (mostly due to a lack of British and Halloween themed foods)
* Lack of sleep (mostly due to a lack of ability to turn off your computer in case The Leaky posts a new article)
* Lack of interest (in things NOT HP related)
* Addiction to LiveJournal, InsaneJournal, Myspace, and/or DeviantArt
* Over abundant use of terms like "Muggle", "Pureblood", and "Mudblood" to describe people
* A sorrowful lack of *SQUEE*
If any of these symptoms describe you then you have come to the right place! Wrockstock has developed a brand new, highly effective, low side effect treatment for Post-Potter Depression! It's sort of like a 12-step program, but with fewer steps, and is therefore easier!
Step 1: Make regular visits to the Wrockstock Forum to meet up with other Potter Fen suffering the same as you!
Step 2: Make your way to the Wrockstock Myspace to refill your Potter-Music-Gage by listening to all the great bands that will be wrocking the Ozarks this year!
Step 3: Hands shaking with the need to pick up DH yet again? Try avoidance therapy! Replace the book with the Wrockstock DVD and soon enough you'll have completely forgotten about that horrid epilogue! Watch all the great footage- ooh and ah at the exciting Quidditch match, wrock out to your favorite bands, cry tears of JOY for once at the group hugging!
Step 4: For those times when you feel like Dementors are breathing down your neck, Wrockstock has developed the perfect solution: Awesomely Warm Wrockstock Hoodies with built in Patronus Charms! Check out the Official Wrockstock Store for everything you need to boost your defensive skills, from Patronus Hoodies to spirit boosting pins and stickers!
Step 5: Make your Reservations and buy your tickets to Wrockstock! When the soul crushing realization that you'll never be eagerly awaiting another HP book manages to surface once again, you'll be able to beat it back like a pro-Quidditch player with the knowledge that you're eagerly awaiting the best show of the year!
Just follow these five easy steps and before you know it Post-Potter Depression with be a thing of your past! Trust me, I'm not only the Spokesperson for the Wrockstock 5 Step Plan, I'm a successful user! ^_^
For further proof that you are not alone, check out The Moaning Myrtles song "Post Potter Depression".