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hi [18th Sep. 2010  •  10:03]

vonhammersmark

WHO'S AWAKE FOR SOCCER SATURDAY? No one? What about Liverpool/United tomorrow?
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[15th Sep. 2010  •  19:50]
ex_yeti178
Now this is how you watch the Champions League )
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LMAO [9th Sep. 2010  •  22:35]

vonhammersmark
Out of the various "pick your Premier League team" articles, guides, and introductions, I think this is the only one you ever really need.

p.s. feel free to spam this post with whatever you want i'm bored and i miss you guys.
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i'm lonely [28th Aug. 2010  •  07:00]

vonhammersmark
WHO'S AWAKE FOR THE EPL THIS MORNING

ARSENAL V BLACKBURN ON ESPN2/ESPN3.COM
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[25th Aug. 2010  •  22:18]

damneron
I feel like the fact that there is a Swiss Team called The Young Boys is worthy of a post.

Tottenham, pfft.
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fixtures~ [21st Aug. 2010  •  01:39]

vonhammersmark
I decided to type up my own versions of the Premier League and Bundesliga fixtures with my own time zone and week-by-week formatting so that I might make it easier for me to discipline myself into actually keeping up. Because I am nice, I thought I would share in case anyone else finds it more useful than the various web schedules. To be updated continuously when dates/times are finalized and/or I become less lazy.

PREMIER LEAGUE SCHEDULE )

BUNDESLIGA SCHEDULE )
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jw [15th Aug. 2010  •  23:45]

vonhammersmark
UMM. People who ticked "Premier League" on my poll about the leagues, whurr you been? It was by far the most popular choice, so we should get some chats going.
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BUELLER? MUELLER? [12th Aug. 2010  •  20:48]

vonhammersmark
Is anyone going to be around to watch Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid tomorrow? I don't know who's playing for Bayern but word is Real are playing many of their ~stars, if that is something that entices you.
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FUSSBALL [11th Aug. 2010  •  11:42]

vonhammersmark
I'm at work for every single one, but is anyone watching any of the international friendlies today? The only one I know for sure I am going to do my best to catch is Germany vs. Denmark (1:30 PM CDT), but if you feel like watching anything before that we can pick matches at random til it starts~ JUST LET ME KNOW AND I'LL GET ON MEEBO.

Handy schedule at ontd_fb if you need it.

ETA: I've settled on the Germany/Iceland U21 for the time being.

ETA #2: U21 is over.

ETA #3: Now the real team is playing. NO ONE FROM OUR WC GROUP IS AROUND?
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USA v Brazil Friendly: Tonight at 8 EST [10th Aug. 2010  •  19:40]

sandinista

USA VERSUS BRAZIL: FINAL SHOWDOWN

Hey guys! The USA v. Brazil friendly is supposed to be on tonight at 8 PM EST -- you know, 15 minutes from right now! Although I will be a little late to game chat, there will be at least one (count 'em, Jim -- ONE) person sitting in WJS chat cheering on Timbits et al to victory! I hear that some of you might like somebody named, idk, Benny Feilhaber or Captain America, so if you like to watch them kick Kaka's balls, please come! :)
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[8th Aug. 2010  •  20:25]

jongdaes
anyone watching man u vs chelsea today y/n/m?
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[28th Jul. 2010  •  18:46]

flyspeck
HEY DUDES. MLS All-Stars vs. Man U tonight. 8:30. I don't think it's on TV, but it's on ESPN3. Who's in? I'll be in chat!

ETA: LOL 1-0 MAN UTD AFTER 25 SECONDS

ETA2: 10 minutes later, 2-0 United. This Macheda kid is something!
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[21st Jul. 2010  •  19:37]

flyspeck
YO DAWGS, PHILLY UNION VS. MANCHESTER UNITED IS ABOUT TO START. ESPN2 ON YOUR TV, ESPN3 ON YOUR INTERWEBS. COME JOIN ME IN THE CHAT IF YOU'RE DOWN. HOLLA.

P.S. THERE ARE VUVUZELAS
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that stuff between world cups [20th Jul. 2010  •  15:06]

vonhammersmark
Security is set so you can view all answers, see who is interested in what to get organized/find out if it's even worth seeing if someone wants to watch a game with you, that sort of thing~

Poll #5425 CLUB FOOTBALL
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which league(s) do you plan on following?

View Answers

La Liga
1 (11.1%)

Premier League
8 (88.9%)

Bundesliga
5 (55.6%)

Serie A
0 (0.0%)

Ligue 1
1 (11.1%)

MLS
5 (55.6%)

Primera Division
0 (0.0%)

Other National League
0 (0.0%)

UEFA Champions League
6 (66.7%)

CONCACAF Champions League
2 (22.2%)

Ticky Box
4 (44.4%)


Elaborate in comments if need be! About options that weren't offered, clubs you're shopping amongst or the one you would slit your wrists for, WHATEVER.
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Celtic vs. Man Utd update [16th Jul. 2010  •  16:51]

damneron
Hello. While I probably have to go out tonight, I thought I'd remind everyone that Celtic FC is playing Manchester United tonight as part of a ~glamour~ game (BBC's words, not mine) on ESPN2 at 7pmEST. It might be on ESPN3 as well.

Everyone should support Celtic for 3 reasons: one) one of Liverpool's greatest players use to play for them (Dalglish), two) they have the same song as Liverpool (You'll Never Walk Alone), and three) GREEN HOOPS! Bonus point: they're Scottish.

I was going to end this with a Bill Shankley quote about how you can change your car, wife, etc but you can't change your football team. But I think this article more adequately and sanely suggests reasons for and against each EPL team (since I keep bothering people who do not ask for my advice :().
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bbmüller really has nothing to do with this post [14th Jul. 2010  •  22:14]

vonhammersmark

If you've been following the post-tournament news, you've probably already heard about the Great Gay German Conspiracy (tm) plus Captaingate, but if you don't follow ~loewsmiserables you probably missed this article that sums up the Germany NT in this WC in the context of some of its wider issues. I thought it was a good read. Check it! Do we have anyone on Team Lahm or Team Ballack? ETA: LOL anyone at all on Team Ballack? Bueller? Bueller? Mueller?
In South Africa, the German national team surprised the world by playing unusually attractive football. With their flair, selfless team spirit and different ethnic backgrounds, they were ambassadors of a new Germany.

Two weeks ago, shortly before midnight in Durban, where Germany would later lose to Spain, I encountered two white men and a black woman in a hotel elevator. The two men were wearing England jerseys, and the woman was scantily clad. It had been a long day of football, and the Englishmen had apparently started drinking beer early on. That day, I had watched the Netherlands wrestle down Slovakia at the magnificent stadium in Durban, and I later saw Brazil defeat Chile in the fan park on the beach. I was ready for bed. The trio in the elevator couldn't decide whether to get off or stay on. Finally, one of the men jumped out and pulled the woman with him, while the second man and I continued riding the elevator upward. He was teetering precariously and fell on his backpack between the third and fourth floors.

"Where are you from?" he asked from his position on the floor.

"Germany," I replied. "Sorry, I know it was a goal."

"Oh, to hell with the goal," the man said. "Your guys were better. Faster. We brought along a bunch of slow, lazy stars. Terry, Lampard. They're not that enthusiastic anymore. Your guys were really good. I don't know how you did it. But it was really very good."

Moar
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[13th Jul. 2010  •  21:10]

damneron
Does anyone want to watch Man Utd vs Celtic on Friday? It's on ESPN, I think. I've decided I have an undying love for Scotland, not Man Utd, for the record.
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reflections [12th Jul. 2010  •  10:24]

vonhammersmark

Highlights? Lowlights? Comments on your general ~World Cup Experience~? Was this fun or did you just want it to end? Favorite players? Hated players? Looking forward to 2014 yet? What do you feel like for lunch today? Pix? Anything else?
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IT'S THE FINALS BITCH [11th Jul. 2010  •  14:21]

sandinista
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GET THE FUCK IN WORLDJOCKSTRAP'S CHAT BELLY RIGHT NOW
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LOVE HIM SO MUCH [10th Jul. 2010  •  17:47]

vonhammersmark
HEY GUYS

HEY

IF VILLA OR SNEIJDER DON'T SCORE TOMORROW, GUESS WHO WINS THE GOLDEN BOOT

CAN IT BE


THIS FINE PIECE OF SKINNY BAVARIAN ASS? YES.
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