War Is Coming Communications.

So have all the bad Gremlins been caught? Or do we have any more weird stuff like that and the tomatoes? I heard someone mentioned clowns but that doesn't seem too out there. But hey, if there's still gremlins about, I can help. One option is to use a levitation charm. An animal can't really run too far if he's stuck floating in mid air. Actually.. hey Alica, didn't you have one? You could possibly try that, though you might have done so already.

But the tomatoes. Damn. I'm not even a veggies type guy and that already scars me a bit. Giant freaky tomato with angry face and.. no. Just, no. Very relieved that was dealt with quickly. But if most of these things are handled now and there's nothing pressing, I'm going to go practice some archery. I know us wizards can make magic arrows but I want to practice with the real stuff first.

No rest for the wicked, huh? And here I'd gone thinking I was retired.

So, war with the devil, I'm apparently fictional. I can't decide which one worries me more.

Anything else I need to know?

Seems like this place can't get enough of me.

...didn't happen to bring Annie did it?

Once again I'm torn between wishing she was with me and never wanting to subject her to this place.

So, Halloween. Is there a usual party plan you guys have?

Or, can me and Als put a bit of a magic touch on it this year?

Huh, I guess Youtube can be addicting. Found this one, lot of quotes from one specific actor. Arnold. I might have to get some of those movies. Except that Batman one, it looked kinda bad. "Let's kick some ice", oh really now.

So.. movie fans here. If you had to pick an action guy as a favorite, who would it be? Seagal, Norris, Van Damme, Scwarzenegger. I am a bit partial to Chuck definitely, Van Damme was okay though. Arnold is usually good for action scenes and cheesy lines. I'm thinking of hosting a movie marathon night for the best ones. If anyone might like to come, I'll have the popcorn as well.

ETA: Also, I have a name change. Since I'm part of Regina's family and have been for a bit of a long while now, and plus it's also a good idea to have a second name. Telling locals my name is Malfoy may get funny looks or they think I'm an obsessed fan of the series who changed my name to a Potter character Merlin, I hope my family will understand My name is now, or will legally be soon - Scorpius Mills.

This place is rather dull. Perhaps that's just my boredom. I would say if someone has something entertaining to do to give me suggestions, but I doubt it.

You know what the best of Fall is?

My hair matches the season. Also, leaves, and coffee. Although I've found the tea in Lawrence to be, well, lacking? Does anyone here know anything about a decent cup?

[Filter: Rory]

Why didn't the Doctor bring the TARDIS with him?

I mean, I know, I know, the SEAL thing, but still. TARDIS. Would make this whole diversion so much more, well, diverting.