Blue, don't be ma Is anyone missing a-- It looks similar to a Cadillac Ciel but more advanced, yet desperately in need of some repair?
And unfortunately being held down by a very, very, large deathstal scorpion. If you're the owner, I can recommend a good tow and body shop, but we may have to deal with the arachnid first, it seems to have no interest in leaving its spot.
I could take a picture of the car, if anyone would like, but that would also include the scorpion and I don't want to traumatize anyone. Or give my girlfriend more reasons to yell at