Because this beauty showed up in my apartment, and you don't even want to know about the noise I made when I saw it. It was extremely pornographic.
So yeah, I'll just be kicking ass all day until I have to do adult things like go to work or shower or like, eat real food. Anyone who wants to come over and take a turn, let me know. You'll love it. So stress-relieving. So...not stress-relieving. It's kind of a double-edged sword.