Been doing some research, my loves, on appropriate songs to listen to this time of year, and I've got to say, a lot of them could stand some key improvements. But don't worry, Gideon Nav is on it, like Diego's on a clothes sale for goth toddlers (and by that I mean he wears shirts for toddlers; have you SEEN how tight they are?). But I digress. This whole Christmas thing has me on a real creative jaunt. I hope you enjoy.
The Twelve Days of Christmas: The NAVtivity Edition On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: A tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 8 sapphics swooning 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 9 nuns a nagging 8 sapphics swooning 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 10 lords a lisping 9 nuns a nagging 8 sapphics swooning 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 11 dead dudes rising 10 lords a lisping 9 nuns a nagging 8 sapphics swooning 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 12 cultists culting 11 dead dudes rising 10 lords a lisping 9 nuns a nagging 8 sapphics swooning 7 claymores clanging 6 skanks a laying 5 SKELETONS!!!!! 4 clavicles 3 femurs 2 tibias And a tomb nun that's trapped in a bone.