I can be accused of being overly confident about many issues, but I am not so obtuse as to pretend as though I know everything about this world. Here is a list of things I don't understand, please, someone or multiple someones take pity on me. I promise I am a very diligent and dutiful student.
1. What are all of the little pictures used for? 🧐🙈 appear to be my only choices for faces missing an eye, how do I remedy this? And a follow up, who specializes in functional but also decorative eyepatches? People look anyway, might as well add to the aesthetics.
2. The microwave has different buttons for what I presume are different types of food. How does it know the correct time for these different foods, and why only these foods and not others?
3. Why is the pineapple the only fruit that is a choice for pizza? Is this short-sighted, intelligent, or a travesty?
4. The small umbrellas in alcoholic drinks--why?
5. Tranavia has none of these movies or television. We have also been engaged in a centuries long war (that I do not mind recounting because I like history and battles but I imagine it is very long and dull to others) and as such what we watch are plays that are very...bleak. And political, if one Lord's daughter has a larger role than another's, forget it. They once had to stop a play so that there could be fisticuffs, and then the play resumed and five hours later we are still watching a play. My question is, what do I start with watching that will make me not wish I was watching The Eight Hour Play, Ostyia You Cannot Start the Applause in Hopes of Ending It?
6. Half and Half is half of what and the other half is what?
I think this is all for now, but surely I will come up with others.