Nick's Got His Eye On You (eye_on_you) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-11-27 12:54:00 |
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Current mood: | scared |
New Furby terrify the living shit out of anybody else? I swear the thing is gonna leap out of its box before Christmas and eat my soul. I mean they were bad enough the first year, when we were investigating the things, then an irritant at best, and now?
Well, it's sure not staying at MY place until I deliver it to its new human companion Christmas Eve, that's for DAMN sure. ...Should I even let the thing get near an impressionable five year old? Cause I'm thinking it's Stitch while Stitch was evil, and it's sure as Hell not gonna get UN evil when the batteries go in.
It's got a tail now. An honest to God moving tail. The display model at the store was on and running and chattering at me. I am horrified and think my daughter ought to just give in and let her get one of those huge hamster...lab rat... guinea pig things instead. You can trust a living creature.
But you damn well can't trust ANY Furby. When I've got the time, I'm re-opening the files from '98 and launching a new look inside.
I mean somebody's gotta think of the children here.