I fractured my femur last night during rehearsals. Please do not tell me you are sorry because you have nothing to be sorry for. Also please do not ask me if I am alright. I am tired of everyone asking me that. The surgeon put pins and stuff in it, it is okay. Am I fine with it? Not at all and no, I do not want to talk about it. I just want to go home but they say will not happen until tomorrow night at the earliest.
How likely is it that I can talk a nurse into getting me some ice cream? Ice cream makes everything a little better.