Man, this chick who ran my bar while I was in prison handled it all so well I think I might retire from the business and just sell her the place.
And yeah, I did just say prison. Behold, the infamous dunkin donuts truck stealer. I did that shit while I was still in a wheelchair. You guys have to at least semi respect those skills, right?
Hey Pidge, I promise I don't steal anymore so please don't ban me from yours.