Oh I’m definitely winning brownie points with the girl I’m trying to impress in my dreams. She missed out on the whole ‘our parents are murderers’ party that the rest of us went to, because she was keeping the youngest one of us, Molly, company so that she didn’t see anything too awful. So I decided (because I definitely have skills with the ladies there) that I’d tell her. Yeah. I’m so going to get her to go out with me by telling her her parents were involved in some kind of ritual murder. I need a drink. Or four