nick_wilde (nick_wilde) wrote in valarnet, @ 2017-06-12 15:16:00 |
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Entry tags: | hank mccoy (beast), logan howlett (wolverine), nick wilde, seymour birkhoff, tenoh haruka (sailor uranus), usagi tsukino (sailor moon) |
So get this. In my dreams, sloths run the DMV. Have you ever heard anything more true to life? Maybe they run the DMV here. The humans are just a front.
Anyway. We had to go run plates for this car since Judy decided that she wanted to find this car that Emmett Otterton took. Of course I was still being an asshole because I'm annoyed that she's forcing me to help her with this case I don't really care about, so I made sure to tell my friend at the DMV a joke to make the process even longer.
After we finally get the location of where it is, it's nighttime. I figured she'd just give up since it's in Tundratown and it's night, but no. We went and it's locked, so I told her I'd done my part so she should just give me the carrot pen. She needs a warrant to go in. So what does she do? Throw the pen over the fence. So I go to get it, which is helping her cause because you don't need a warrant if you have probable cause to search and a "shifty animal sneaking in" is probable cause. Great.
Yeah, so it turns out that the otter was in that car and that said car belonged to a guy I was on bad terms with. Excellent news. Apparently I sold the guy an expensive wool rug that was made out of the fur of a skunk's ass. Outside of the dreams, this is hilarious, but in them, it's not great since we have giant polar bear guards taking us to see Mr. Big.
Who knew being a fox was so "all go all the time".