Why does every suburbanite housewife that comes to my salon always want to hear about the future of her love life? I don't have to be a psychic to predict how the sessions are gonna go when one of them walks in. It's almost like they're reading from the same script. It's nuts. I saw two of them today and they both worried about the exact same things. I think that there's a metaphysical cookie cutter out there somewhere for these people.