Someone living in my apartment building put a pair of pants into one of the community dryers with a pen in the pocket. I assume at any rate. All I know for sure is that now all my dress shirts and trousers have random ink spots and streaks in them. I know for a fact I was not the one who left a pen in a pocket as I actually check my pockets before tossing them in the wash.
I partially blame myself for not paying enough attention as I was doing laundry earlier, but if I happen to find out who the genius is who left a pen in the dryer, I'm turning them into something small and easily squished under a shoe.