Oh boy, my dreams sure have been exciting! Tanis and Flint decided that they were going to go to Thorbardin - which is like, this ancient dwarven kingdom that's inside a mountain that has been closed to the whole world since the Catacalysm which was 350 years ago - to see if us and all our refugees could stay with them for a while! I tried to convince them to let me go with them, but they said I had to stay behind and take care of Tika. Which I guess is okay, because I like Tika.
Anyway, then in the middle of the night, Sturm and Raistlin and Caramon snuck off to this old haunted cave that was owned by an evil old mage and was filled with all sorts of traps and soul sucking demons and man-eating monsters, and I was really really jealous, and Tika was kind of annoyed that Caramon just snuck off so then she said we should go with them. So obviously I had to, because I needed to keep an eye on Tika and all and I couldn't very well let her go to an haunted cave of an evil mage filled with all sorts of ancient evils all by herself. And then we found a cave and we very narrowly escaped being eaten by a man-eating Stalig Mite, and then we found Caramon and Raistlin and Sturm and Sturm had been possessed by a dwarf prince!!!!!
It was this old helm that he put on that turned him into this Prince Grallen person, and ohhh, I hope I get to wear the helm soon because I really really want to be a dwarf. I think it would be a lot of fun, and wouldn't Flint be surprised if I came back as a dwarf prince. I wonder if he'd have to obey everything I said. That would be fun.
Anyway, Prince Sturm decided to take us to the secret hidden gate of Thorbardin, and we had to fight off a whole army of draconians who were also interested in the haunted cave of an evil mage, and then we ran into Tanis and Flint, and I said that I bet I was the first kender since the Catacalysm to get to go inside Thorbardin, and then Flint said that he bet I was the first kender ever to get to go to Thorbardin.
Sooooooooooo, pretty much the best dreams ever. I really really hope I get to be possessed by a dwarf while I'm in Thorbardin!