k͎e͎n͎z͎i͎ (monsterthong) wrote in valarnet, @ 2015-11-28 18:02:00 |
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Entry tags: | chloe price, dutch velders, felix dawkins, gretel, henry townshend, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), seymour birkhoff |
Okay, so.
This is basically like Facebook, right? Cryptic angst-filled posts, random updates about what you found in the grocery store, the occasional article discussion about science, relationship status changes, sometimes cat.gifs? Hopefully cat.gifs? But probably less stalkerish and less filtered selfies to judge.
Whatevz. I'm Kenzi, I run a website called Titillations for all your freaky-deaky needs. Yes, those are used undergarments on there. No, don't ask me where my wares come from. My vendors are private. But the descriptions are 100% true. All transactions are done with complete confidentiality. I only judge a little.
What's your music jam at the moment, internet? I'm On A Boat describes me pretty well right now. If your ears bleed at the dropping of naughty words, don't click.