So yesterday during a lull my shift at my day job one of the girls who mans the front desk and handles all the appointments asks me if when I wash my hands, if I wet them first before lathering with soap. Then instead of waiting to hear my answer, launches into this diatribe about how she'd been a nursing assistant or something during college and how not wetting your hands before lathering actually keeps your hands dirty. Then after I assured her that yes, I do wet my hands first, told me to pass along the advice and walked off.
That's usually how all of my interactions with my colleagues are. Only not usually about handwashing procedure.
Also...I've had two dreams in a row about an apartment that is mine, but not mine. I have no idea if that's a Thing or not, but I thought I'd mention it.