I really wish this place would offer a home insurance policy over destruction caused by Orange County metaphysics, because I don't think 'my fiance and I inexplicably hated each other for a week and broke everything in sight' would go very well while making a claim.
There's a lot of clean up to do, clothes to buy, and then spend some actually quality time without cussing at each other.
I looked back at our texts to see how much of a dick I was, and you know that wasn't me in my right mind. You know that, right? I'm sorry, Shepard.