Ollie Queen Has An Arrow For That (acearcher) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-07-29 12:32:00 |
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Current mood: | determined |
Entry tags: | jubilation lee (jubilee), kitty pryde (shadowcat), maria hill, mia dearden (speedy), pete wisdom, remy lebeau (gambit), tony stark (iron man) |
Posting Again I See...
The bizarre dream fairy has been visiting again.
I was on my party yacht that I don't even own, because that seemed excessive and frankly, after this, I don't think I really plan on ever getting one because way too much potential for error there, guys, and really, really drunk. Like not even College drunk, Olympic Village drunk, and then a few sheets past, and took a faceplant off, during which nobody tried to DO anything because I have really no idea why. Then I washed up on the shore of Gilligan's fucking Island, ate a few bugs before I got sick of that idea and decided I was going after wild boars all Lord of the Flies style.
Only you know, without the brutally turning on other people since it was just me playing survivor out there and all. So some part of my brain went 'Hey, I'll play Robin Hood', made a bunch of really shitty arrows, and started trying to get food.
So pretty much I got good really fast so that I wouldn't die and I guess I figured I was going to die alone out there, and I was strangely okay with that because I was finally doing something where I EARNED everything I got. The implications of that for my real life are kind of pathetic, and why was I a loser in my DREAMS too? Anyway...
Apparently there was a secret pot crop on the island run by people who aren't exactly my usual dealer when I decide to indulge. In other words? They either weren't using their product or it was really shitty. So, when they decided to try to kill me when they found me there? I had to try to kill them back.
...Got them all rounded up, took them and their boat back to the real world instead, and found out that my best friend in this world, had been the one to make me fall because...I don't even know. Our families were rivals maybe? He hadn't gotten immunity during the first challenge? Anyway, turned out once the pot farmers talked, the reason they'd been so damned bitchy? They were part of a whole fucking cartel that I had managed to piss off.
Said Cartel decided it was going to hunt me down, I tracked down more of their operations base, got mixed up in more of their business, found a lot of nasty stuff going on when they hassled people in the inner city and decided I was going to do this for the rest of my life.
...So. Valarnet. You can call me Green Arrow.