So either someone is playing an elaborate prank on me, or my dreams don't actually know how old I am.
I get up early this morning, to get a drink of water. It's been a long night, and I stub my toe on something against my door. Super painful. Get a sliver too, why? Because it's wood.
It's THIS thing. I'd be super excited to see it, except I cannot hold it, and it tried to kill me at night.
... I also looked in my closet to find a green tunic. Best fit for a ten year old. I give up.