It's been a while. These ones are extra strange. Somehow - and I'm about 91% sure it's not entirely my fault - all us gods are just normal people. Like, it's weird. Thor is a mechanic (I laughed), Fandral runs a bar, I think Hogunn runs a deli? Naturally Volstagg runs a bakery and THERE IS NEVER DONUTS because he eats them all. But there's some X-Men who live in the neighbourhood and somehow I have to help them fix it all, even though I'm some kid.
But like. A kid who needs a life? Because apparently for Halloween I dressed up as Wolverine but I had to use spoons because I wasn't allowed to tape knives to my hands. Rude.