Posting open call for all geneticists, biologists, and other scientifically-oriented persons. Creature population size growing increasingly problematic. Suggest working together to find solution. Have already done multiple tests. Findings:
• DNA varies wildly from any other species on earth. Possibly not of terrestrial origin. Sounds far-fetched, but not ruling out possibility. • Subjects begin reproducing from moment of birth; essentially "born pregnant". • Attracted to and will eat most carbohydrates. • No natural predators means population will continue to grow unchecked. Suggest haste in finding solution.