Woke up the other morning and my hospital room looks like someone bought out a toy store and nailed every single stuffed animal in it to my walls. The nurses are havin' a field day with that.
Do you have any idea how someone reacts to something like this when they're on the dose of morphine they're keepin' me on? Who the hell did this. Yesterday I swear to god some of these bears were talking to me. I'm gonna have stuffed animal related nightmares for a week.