I almost wanted to say that you and Lian should give Darcy an "Almost-Mother's Day" gift just to see if it would freak her out, but then I realized that would probably be mean.
By the way, ask Lian if she wants me to kidnap her from school on Tuesday or Wednesday; I forgot to ask her the last time we hung out. Then write me a note for that day so I don't get arrested and assume you won't see your daughter until dinner time. Unless you want to come to the park with us, in which case write me a note anyway and be packed by three thirty on the dot.